kakarikokid:

there’s nothing more satisfying than being an asshole in mario kart

whorecrux-harry:

"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills

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deputystilinski:

So I was in line for the shuttle and there was this little girl who had this great cosplay of Zelda. And her mom started telling me how this good looking guy came up and asked to have a picture with her. While they were taking a picture, they heard these girls screaming and the girl asked what that was about and the guy said he had no idea and thanked her and walked very quickly away.
That guy was Tyler Posey.

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hroakie:

does ur gay ever just hit u at the most random times like you’ll be eating your bagel and then you just„„, wow…. i am so fucking gay

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luciferssugardaddy:

when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents

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